I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
