i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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