i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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