You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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