I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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