he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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