My brain says no but my pants say off.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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