if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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