There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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