if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVEâ€
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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