so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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