Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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