its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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