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More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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