my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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