You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
