its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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