physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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