i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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