im drinking this country out of the recession.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
im six kinds of drunk right now
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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