so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
the raccoons are back...
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