i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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