I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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