Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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