Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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