look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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