Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
