You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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