I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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