I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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