I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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