I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm like, not good at living.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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