Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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