I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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