she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Randomize
