it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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