Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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