Porn is love you can see.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
