in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
