accomplished twins. life is a go
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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