ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
ttyl tear gas
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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