dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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