Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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