Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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