I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You made out with two different species that night
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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