There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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