We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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