After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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