but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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