For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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