Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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